Oh Fudge. It Looks Kind of Like it, Anyhow...

Oh, mercy. My brother soiled himself on his way home from daycare. S made him clean it up, and he failed. Oh, how he failed...... It was all over the bathroom. In the sink, ALL over the toilet, EVERYWHERE. So S called Mom, and Mom told us to clean it up. Oh....... I'm so glad I'm finished. Poor S had to clean the toilet. the kid got it smeared on the base. Dad just called and asked if Mom was back yet. She's not, and he asked if he could talk to S. I told him she was busy. He asked with what. I told him, and he started to LAUGH. If he were there in person, I would have smacked him. I don't really care if he's my father, he deserves to be smacked for laughing like that. I swear, I almost vomited while in there. Luckily, we had plastic gloves and cloths to cover our mouths with. Mercy........ I will NEVER be a mother. NEVER.